For those who need to advertise their dysfunction to strangers, the fine folks at Fright-Rags.com have a new t-shirt based on The Funhouse:
Pretty cool, I must say - although this fake poster concept might've worked better as an actual poster than a t-shirt design. The text reads as total fandom: all the slogans are straight from Kevin Conway's Barker, down to the "Terrifying!!! Terrifying!!!" that flanks the title. Clever. My only complaint is that The Monster would never use a knife to attack someone - but the illustration is an excellent rendering of him and I appreciate they worked the Frankenstein mask into the layout.
Tip o' the hat to loyal reader Filip Önell. Go buy it and spread the good word of our favorite under-appreciated Tobe Hooper classic.